April 11, 2011
I finally hit on a girl,
When I didn't look like one myself.
I didn't mutter, didn't hurl;
I was totally myself.
It was the coveted redhead,
A sweet-faced girl of 20-or-so;
I thought she'd laugh me dead,
I was also hitting on the blond, even so.
I look ridiculous, with so little hair;
Regardless, titless, I had balls.
The guys saw me, with my hair –
They too saw I had big (invisible) balls.
I can finally hit on women!
I might not always be alone!
I'll bring them to my den,
And show them my golden bone.
I've gotta buy my boner;
I asked around, how big it should be.
I might need a loaner;
Men get mad when I tell them, 7” it will be.
I can finally feel right,
Talking to a girl.
I'm quite a sight,
Watch me unfurl.
